"Don?t worry, we haven?t summoned the spirit of the rutting Scottish poet. But we have got some sweet, sweet lines of investing poetry for you. The original Robbie Burns spent quite a lot of time by all accounts with his clothes off, but our Robbie Burns just calls himself the Naked Trader. Indeed, the full-time trader?s best-selling book 'The Naked Trader' is into its second edition, so we caught up with him in his plush riverside pad - the proceeds of his trading. Thankfully he was fully clothed."